beaver bounce

first of all, know this: trish and i are mildly obsessed with a new dance craze known as

the beaver bounce --created by comedic master minds, tim and eric. you must watch it to fully appreciate this post. so go. right now.

http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=8a25c39211467bb701114692715b0001

secondly, know this: trish and i went on a run today and could not stop singing 'the beaver bounce' song aloud. i decided to add in the signature dance moves as well. started off with the beaver bounce--no problem there. had a nice bounce going. trish did too. then of course i had to increase the difficulty. you know, bringing it to the next level. went for the krunkle kick. while running. it's quite a simple move to execute while standing but when mixed with a light jog it requires a level of coordination which i clearly do not possess. so i fell pretty hard. then started to do that 'little kid cry cause you are so shocked and have no idea how you ended up on the ground lying on your back while hugging your knees to your chest' thing.

and then we started to laugh. mainly at the ridiculousness of the situation. i fell because i was doing the beaver bounce, more specifically the krunkle kick.

in conclusion, however tempted you may be, do your best to avoid performing the eye-catching, lady-pleasing beaver bounce while running on uneven sidewalk cement.

that is all.

love and bloody knees for all,

renée